[G]Do you have the [D]time, to [Em]listen to me [Bm]whine
A[C]bout nothing and [G]everything all at [D]once [G]I am one of [D]those, Me[Em]lodramatic [Bm]fools
Neu[C]rotic to the [G]bone No doubt about [D]it
[C]Sometimes I [D]give myself the [G]creeps [C]Sometimes my [D]mind plays tricks on [G]me
It [C]all keeps adding [D]up
I [G]think I'm [F]cracking [Em]up
Am [C]I just para[D]noid?
I'm just stoned
[G][D][C][D] [G][D][C][D]
I [G]went to a [D]shrink, To [Em]analyze my [Bm]dreams
She [C]says it's lack of [G]sex that's bringing me [D]down
I [G]went to a [D]whore, He [Em]said my life's a [Bm]bore
And [C]quit my whining [G]cos it's bringing her [D]down
[C]Sometimes I [D]give myself the [G]creeps [C]Sometimes my [D]mind plays tricks on [G]me
It [C]all keeps adding [D]up
I [G]think I'm [F]cracking [Em]up
Am [C]I just para[D]noid?
Yeah yeah ya.
[G][D][C][D] [G][D][C][D] Woah, woah!
[C]Grasping to c on[D]trol
So you better [G]hold [D]on [Em][Bm][C][G][D] [G][D][Em][Bm][C][G][D]
[C]Sometimes I [D]give myself the [G]creeps [C]Sometimes my [D]mind plays tricks on [G]me
It [C]all keeps adding [D]up
I [G]think I'm [F]cracking [Em]up
Am [C]I just para[D]noid?
Am I just stoned?